i said ‘no homo’ but deep down it was totally homo
Oh. You mean…:
Naruto and Sasuke had their first kiss with each other. No homo.
Sasuke remembers that Naruto tasted like Miso. No homo.
Sasuke sacrifices his life to save Naruto in Land of Waves. No homo.
Sasuke shoves a baton up on Naruto’s ass. No homo.
Sasuke’s face gets constantly close to Naruto’s for no reason. No homo.
Sasuke hovers really close to Naruto for countless minutes with a torn expression in Valley of the End. No homo.
They link their hands. No homo.
Naruto goes all possessive and Kyuubi 4-tails just from the mention of Sasuke. No homo.
Naruto wishes upon a shooting star right before he was thinking about Sasuke. No homo.
Naruto is thinking about Sasuke even if his supposed crush is pouring all attention to him. No homo.
Sasuke cracks a smile when he sees “Naruto bridge”. No homo.
You two are destined by fate. No homo.
"I’m really glad I met you!" No homo.
"Did you see what was in my heart? How do I feel?" No homo. Nope. Not at all.
"I’ll be the only one who can bear your the full brunt of your hate! That’s my job! No one else’s! I’ll bear the burden of your hatred…and we’ll die together!" No homo.
"Why do you care so much?!" "Because I’m your friend." No homo. See? Totally not homo.
"Blablabla, I don’t care. I’m totes going to kill you." *proceeds to obey Naruto for God know what reasons* No homo.